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Hi @Zoe7. I thought my stomach had settled down. WRONG!!! Was outside watering my driveway garden - talking to the sick plants - as everyone does. When - oops - I literally shat myself. 2 second warning if.
I race into the back yard. Turn off the hose. Race into the bathroom where the toilet is but my sons in the shower. Bugger!. "Quick get out of the shower. I've had an accident", I yell.
"Huh" - says teenage boy slowly. I rip open the shower door. Scream that I have shat myself (sorry, awful expression. But it's an awful experience). I shut the bathroom door for 2 seconds - when I rip it open again. And I push him out into the hallway, while he's still trying to wrap the towel around himself. Poor bugger. He does value his privacy.
So. I could have cried. 46 years old and having a toilet accident. But I decided to laugh instead. When from out in the hallway I hear my son talking to himself. "She's laughing. She's bloody mad!".
So on that embarrassing note, I'll leave you to ponder how life really does suck somedays. I'm just grateful my neighbour wasn't out the front talking to me over the fence. Lol.
Sweet dreams my friend. Tomorrow is a new day.
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